BREAKING NEWS: Texas: Walker County: Huntsville TX Realtor Breaks Sales Records AND Laptops since her Return To Keller Williams

BREAKING NEWS: Texas: Walker County: Huntsville TX Realtor Breaks Sales Records AND Laptops since her Return To Keller Williams    

This, from Mari Montgomery's most recent interview with Keller Williams Conroe/Huntsville Market Center Team Leader, Andrew Smith.

    Mr. Smith -- Mari, to what do you attribute your production increase of 250% since your return to Keller Williams this past June 2010?

Mari Montgomery: First of all--Mr Smith, is that your REAL name, Smith---Are you in the Witness Protection Program---I knew it!? 

Okay, yes, the question.  Many things, both internal changes--(not just the hot flashes), a "eureka" (not the vacuum cleaner)--and a couple of simple yet profound changes.

Mr Smith:  Okay what was one of the "eurekas," or "a-has?"

Mari Montgomery: You know the expression "If you love something set it free..If it comes back to you it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was......?" 

Mr Smith:  Yes, I see the profound part....

Mari Montgomery: Well, it's really a load of doo-doo.   If you LOVE something, and you were a dufus enough to voluntarily let it go-----get off your butt and get it back!

Mr Smith: I am not following.

Mari Montgomery: Okay--let me break it down.....(Cue the "Break it down" Music)  Dang it-I really need to do a pod cast. 

"Yo, yo, yo,

KW is da bomb"

Leavin' wasn't worth a darn"

Wasn't happy---

Missed my peeps.

Thinkin of leavin' again gives me the creeps"

Mr. Smith: Mari, that's very "impressive."  I thought your background was in Opera and Classical music.

Mari Montgomery:  Opera and Classical music is lovely. I just had to "bump up my street cred"

Mr Smith:   So....let's turn our attention to the KW Awards held last week at "The Bells of Montgomery."   How did you feel about receiving a "Silver Capper Award?" 

The Silver Capper Level represents productivity of  $120,000 to $179,999 in GCI / 27 - 39 Units. 

 What are your goals for 2011?

Mari Montgomery: Achieving the level of "Silver Capper" was fun.  I would love to do that again - in 6 months this time,

Mr Smith:  How is it going so far?

Mari Montgomery: Well, in January, I closed 5 units, almost 800K in volume for $23,865/GCI. 

February is "Listing Month."  Have you heard?  Objective: 1M in listings for the month and 7 units closed.

Mr Smith: Wow, Mari, how do you keep "going and going?"

Mari Montgomery:  Well, don't tell anyone, but under my KW jacket, I am wearing a Bass Drum, have a little fuzzy tail and pink fur.  I am the "Energizer Bunny." The older, decidedly more ADHD version. 

Mr Smith: Thanks for your time-"keep going and going!"

Mari Montgomery: "You Betcha!"  

Oh, you forgot to ask about the laptops. 

This is my 4^th since August.   

The demise of numbers 1 & 2 & 3 ???? 

 1-Water  

                2-Bad USB's  

3-Firestone Tires   

4 -  Fingers Crossed